Sastras
Sastras don’t try to make friends and influence people but they influence people to make friends with God.
Srila Prabhupada’s Wonder
Srila Prabhupada went to Manhattan and changed the name to Namahattan!
Remembering The Different Gurus
If your car is moving, don’t forget whose push started it to get it going. Similarly, always remember the different gurus that got you moving on the path of devotion.
Coming Out of One’s Insanity
When mind shows suicidal tendencies, and wants to jump off the roof, holding hands with material desires, just dial the Guru-mercy-helpline and he will take you out of your insanity.